Poker Humor
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Tags: humor, lust, poker, sex. Like “A good lawyer, just like a good poker player, must always keep his cards close to his chest.”.
Poker Jokes, Funny Loser Jokes, 0%. Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured! They call it the Big One for a reason. This WSOP One Drop has a staggering $1,000,000 buy-in, and features some of the most feared players in the game. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Poker Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life’s little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier.
Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.
I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.
What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).
The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.
While poker is more of a serious game it can still be a good laugh, especially when played with friends. These ten jokes are perfect for that kind of poker night and they are sure to raise a smile even if your hand is too weak to raise…
Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love
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Q: What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore!”
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Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.
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Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad loss online and no one will laugh at you.
7 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: What’s the difference between a losing poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.Poker Face Humor
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Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!
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Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
4 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<Poker Humor Jokes
Q: What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
A: In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!Image Humoristique Poker
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Q: What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah!Poker Con Humor
2 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can’t
1 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here << Sports gambling windsor.
Q: Where in a Book Shop would you find the book “How to win easily and fast with poker.”?
A: In the fantasy section.
Register here: http://gg.gg/wjgrd
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Tags: humor, lust, poker, sex. Like “A good lawyer, just like a good poker player, must always keep his cards close to his chest.”.
Poker Jokes, Funny Loser Jokes, 0%. Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured! They call it the Big One for a reason. This WSOP One Drop has a staggering $1,000,000 buy-in, and features some of the most feared players in the game. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Poker Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life’s little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier.
Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.
I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.
What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).
The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.
While poker is more of a serious game it can still be a good laugh, especially when played with friends. These ten jokes are perfect for that kind of poker night and they are sure to raise a smile even if your hand is too weak to raise…
Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love
10 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore!”
9 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.
8 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad loss online and no one will laugh at you.
7 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: What’s the difference between a losing poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.Poker Face Humor
6 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!
5 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
4 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<Poker Humor Jokes
Q: What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
A: In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!Image Humoristique Poker
3 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<Poker Humor
Q: What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah!Poker Con Humor
2 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here <<
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can’t
1 – Original Source Used: >> Click Here << Sports gambling windsor.
Q: Where in a Book Shop would you find the book “How to win easily and fast with poker.”?
A: In the fantasy section.
Register here: http://gg.gg/wjgrd
https://diarynote.indered.space
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